ND Coaching Search: The Movie | by Jay
These last few weeks have not been the feel-good comedy of the season. But they'd still make for a decent movie: lots of action (firings, hirings, people going ballistic in the press), some head-spinning plot twists (It's Urban! No, it's Clements! No, wait...), and loaded with mystery and intrigue (who really did fire Ty? Why did Meyer turn us down? And how many razors did Chandra have to go through to get that perfect sheen?).
We got together at BGS to cast the movie, which we plan to shop around to the studios. Here's who we have lined up so far:
charlie weis 
monk malloy 
john jenkins 
tyrone willingham 
urban meyer 
pat mccartan 
chandra johnson 
dave duerson 
joe theisman 
mike shanahan 
brady quinn 
kevin white 
darius walker 
bill diedrick 
kent baer
bill belichick 
tom clements 
nathan hatch 
gene corrigan 
bobby petrino 
michael wilbon 
I think that would make for a very, very mediocre movie.
This was very funny. Although Dave Thomas is dead.
ReplyDeleteNevermind Sam Kinison and James Cagney.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Francis.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you single out Dave Thomas again?
Unfortunately, you got a picture of the wrong end of Francis.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea. I suggest, however, that you cast Bob Gunton (think Warden Norton in the Shawshank Redemption) for Pat McCartan. He's a spitting image, right down to the double-breasted suit.
ReplyDeleteYou're not kidding about Bob Gunton.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this still from Shawshank.
Great call.
That is hilarious. Thanks for brightening my cube here at work
ReplyDeletesmooth B isn't even a real person, still hilarious though
ReplyDeleteVery clever, but the wrong end of the horse was used for Wilbon!
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Chandra?
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