ND Coaching Search: The Movie | by Jay

These last few weeks have not been the feel-good comedy of the season. But they'd still make for a decent movie: lots of action (firings, hirings, people going ballistic in the press), some head-spinning plot twists (It's Urban! No, it's Clements! No, wait...), and loaded with mystery and intrigue (who really did fire Ty? Why did Meyer turn us down? And how many razors did Chandra have to go through to get that perfect sheen?).

We got together at BGS to cast the movie, which we plan to shop around to the studios. Here's who we have lined up so far:

charlie weis john goodman

monk malloy donald sutherland

john jenkins gary burghoff

tyrone willingham samuel l. jackson

urban meyer frankie muniz

pat mccartan dave thomas

chandra johnson curly neal

dave duerson reginald veljohnson


joe theisman don johnson

mike shanahan chuck e. cheese


brady quinn gary busey

kevin white john ratzenberger

darius walker smoove B

bill diedrick kent baer

kent baer bill diedrick


bill belichick sam kinison

tom clements gary cole

nathan hatch max wright

gene corrigan leslie nielsen

bobby petrino james cagney

michael wilbon francis


I think that would make for a very, very mediocre movie.