Star Chamber | by Jay

The USA Today/Coaches poll was supposed to be revealed after the final vote yesterday, but those dastardly connivers decided at the last second to conceal their collusion, keep the tally secret for another year. The Coaches cabal is quickly approaching Stonecutters-level power and secrecy ("Who keeps Joe Paterno alive? We do!"), and I expect a Dan Brown novel any day now--

Wait a second...they just put it online? Nevermind.

Bill has a good rundown on some of the quackery. You gotta wonder about the ol' ball coach.