Cirque du Purdue | by Jay
Playing Purdue is a little like going to the circus.
You sir, STEP right up! STEP right up! Come see PURDUE FOOTBALL!
MARVEL at the fairlyand GOLDEN GIRL, and the mysterious WOMAN IN BLACK!
Gaze in WONDER at the SILVER TWINS!
OOH and AHH at the Purdue Golden Silks!
the Pom Squads!
Baton Twirlers!
the Moustaches!
and ROARING Choo Choos!
Enjoy the COMMEMORATIVE Sun Bowl Rings!
BE AMAZED at a 6'9 wide receiver!
THRILL to the sight of BASKETBALL ON GRASS!
and CHEER to cut-blocks so VICIOUS, it's a part of the school fight song!
Fighting VarsityGAZE in AMAZEMENT at not just football players, but SUPERHEROES!
Here's The Fighting Varsity
That Wears The Black And Gold.
They Fear No Foe
And They Hit Them Low.
DELIGHT in the wonders of the magical SHILLELAGH!
"I think it is a whoopin' stick," Purdue quarterback Brandon Kirsch said Tuesday."It's a walking stick," Tiller said. "I have no desire to take the stick off the trophy and go for a walk with it.""I've seen it. I don't know what it is though," Bryant said. "It looks like a flute."and TREMBLE at mighty BOILERMAKER PETE!
Your huge, plastic head,
Giant sledgehammer, big drum.
Worst mascot ever.
and most of all, COWER at the GIRTH of the DRUM!
It's Spectacular, Spectacular!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of All Ages, get a ticket for the Greatest Show in West Lafayette!
It's PURDUE FOOTBALL!
Yep, after all that, I think I need a drink.
BoilermakerRecipe c/o the Global Gourmet.
1 shot blended whiskey (preferably Wild Turkey)
1 mug of beer
The method of drinking varies. Some shoot the whiskey straight and use the beer as a chaser. Others pour the two together and drink it. A "Depth Charge" occurs when you drop the shotglass into the beer glass and down the drink all at once.
