top ten | by Jay

Top ten replacement names for the 'Apache' backer:

1. Chief Knockabacka

2. Minterbacker

3. Silverheels

4. the 'Clashmore'

5. Not-so-safety

6. the McGuffin

7. the Myles Brand NCAA Officially Licensed Non-Threatening Defensive Football Position™

8. the Flying Wallenda

9. the Dangler of Doom

10. Crazy Cat

11. the Bolcar