Some Gameday Tees we'd like to see | by Jay

GT
"By Georgia, It's Tech! The Ramblin' Resume Wreck"
"In the Top Quartile of Football-Playing Technical Schools Over the Last 4.62 Years"

Penn State
"Nittany Lion Football Since Nineteen Dickety-Two"

Michigan
"8-3: Just Good Enough"

Michigan State
"Here's Your Flag Back. Where Should We Stick It?"

Purdue
"It's 49-21, Sweetheart"
"Toot! Bang! Boom! Whiz! Twirl! Flip! For Christ’s sake, what else?"

Stanford
"The NCAA- and University-Sanctioned Men’s Student-Athlete American Football Contest."

UCLA
"That's a Lovely Shade of Powder Blue"

Navy
"This Is Going to Hurt Us More Than It Hurts You. Well, No, It Isn’t."

North Carolina
"Yeehaw! It’s Just A Dang Ol’ Football Game Is All."

Air Force
"Scrap and Pluck and 45-10"

Army
"At Least You're Defending the Country, Which is More than Temple Can Say"

Southern Cal
"Any Of You 5-Star Bench Warmers Wanna Transfer?"